diff --git a/app/src/main/kotlin/io/flamenet/messenger/app/ChatScreens.kt b/app/src/main/kotlin/io/flamenet/messenger/app/ChatScreens.kt
index ee736d3..e58fffc 100644
--- a/app/src/main/kotlin/io/flamenet/messenger/app/ChatScreens.kt
+++ b/app/src/main/kotlin/io/flamenet/messenger/app/ChatScreens.kt
@@ -4096,7 +4096,13 @@ private fun EditMessageSheet(
  * to somebody who may do nothing.
  */
 @Composable
-private fun ReportSheet(
+/**
+ * ⚠️ Was `private` to this file, which is why the stories feed could not use
+ * it and Android had no way to report a story at all. Widened rather than
+ * copied: two report sheets would be two places for the consent wording to
+ * drift apart, and the consent is the part that matters.
+ */
+internal fun ReportSheet(
     authorName: String,
     preview: String,
     onDismiss: () -> Unit,
diff --git a/app/src/main/kotlin/io/flamenet/messenger/app/StoriesFeed.kt b/app/src/main/kotlin/io/flamenet/messenger/app/StoriesFeed.kt
index 7e7c067..97baa14 100644
--- a/app/src/main/kotlin/io/flamenet/messenger/app/StoriesFeed.kt
+++ b/app/src/main/kotlin/io/flamenet/messenger/app/StoriesFeed.kt
@@ -238,7 +238,7 @@ private fun StoryCard(
         }
 
         Spacer(Modifier.height(Space.md))
-        StoryActions(story, model)
+        StoryActions(story, model, authorName = author)
     }
 }
 
@@ -253,10 +253,18 @@ private fun StoryCard(
  * a row of buttons that do nothing is worse than no row.
  */
 @Composable
-private fun StoryActions(story: Vault.Story, model: MessengerViewModel) {
+private fun StoryActions(
+    story: Vault.Story,
+    model: MessengerViewModel,
+    // ⚠️ Passed in rather than resolved here: `StoryCard` already has the
+    // buddy list and has already done this, and two resolutions of the same
+    // name are two chances to disagree about who is being reported.
+    authorName: String = "",
+) {
     val quick = listOf("❤️", "😂", "😮", "😢", "🔥")
     var replying by remember { mutableStateOf(false) }
     var muting by remember { mutableStateOf(false) }
+    var reporting by remember { mutableStateOf(false) }
 
     if (story.mine) {
         val tally = model.storyTally(story.id)
@@ -298,6 +306,41 @@ private fun StoryActions(story: Vault.Story, model: MessengerViewModel) {
         Spacer(Modifier.size(12.dp))
         Text("Mute", fontSize = 13.sp, color = Palette.Mist,
              modifier = Modifier.clickable { muting = true }.testTag("story-mute"))
+        // 🔴 **Reporting a story, which Android could not do.** iOS has had it
+        // since stories shipped; here `MessengerViewModel.reportStory` was
+        // written, tested by nothing, and called by no screen. A capability
+        // with no way in is, for Apple's Guideline 1.2 and Play's UGC policy,
+        // the same as no capability — and a story is the most public thing
+        // this app carries, so it is the surface those rules are aimed at.
+        //
+        // ⚠️ Not on your own story. Reporting yourself to the operator is not
+        // something anybody means to do, and offering it invites a misfire.
+        if (!story.mine) {
+            Spacer(Modifier.size(12.dp))
+            Text("Report", fontSize = 13.sp, color = Palette.Mist,
+                 modifier = Modifier.clickable { reporting = true }
+                     .testTag("story-report"))
+        }
+    }
+
+    if (reporting) {
+        // ⚠️ The SAME sheet a message report uses, deliberately. Two sheets
+        // would be two places for the consent wording to drift apart, and the
+        // consent — that sending a copy hands the operator something readable —
+        // is the part that matters.
+        ReportSheet(
+            authorName = authorName.ifBlank { "this person" },
+            preview = story.caption,
+            onDismiss = { reporting = false },
+            onSend = { reason, includeContent, note ->
+                model.reportStory(story, reason, includeContent, note)
+                reporting = false
+            },
+            onBlock = {
+                model.setBlocked(story.authorId, true)
+                reporting = false
+            },
+        )
     }
 
     if (replying) {